if you imagine this isnt about basketball then this headline depicts an intriguing development in a factional war to decide the fate of our world
your mom is a baked potato your dad’s dumb ass is asparagus and you are a god damn green bean
why the FUCK does this have more than 10,000 notes
Post got so fucked up by updates it doesn’t even show ryu1964 as the OP anymore
Michigan Democrats have had a truly incredible afternoon: they’ve ended the state’s anti-union “right to work” law, repealed an abortion ban from 1931, enacted universal background checks on gun sales, and passed an LGBTQ anti-discrimination law. All in the last 24 hours
“oh sorry, i guess i was infodumping again” - sad, shy, apologetic
“you sly dog, you got me monologuing” - cool, strong, confident